Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Want to Win some Serious Swag? Like USA's show Burn Notice, or wanting to try it for the first time? Then I've got a giveaway for you.

USA NETWORK's hit series BURN NOTICE returns Thursday, July 10th at 10pm/9c. Why was Michael Westen burned? And what's he gonna do about it? The answers every Burn Notice fan wants begin to take shape with the Season Two premiere. The new season also welcomes Battlestar Galatica's Tricia Helfer as well as existing cast Bruce Campbell and Sharon Gless. Join other fans on the official Facebook Fan Page or visit the official site at burnnotice.usanetwork.com.

One winner will receive a USA Network Burn Notice Beach Bag filled with:

§ Burn Notice Season 1 DVD

§ Burn Notice Book

§ Branded Towel

§ Branded T-Shirt

§ Branded Frisbee

And all you have to do to make all this yours, is to be funny. I've posted a photo below and all you have to do is leave the funniest caption (along with your e-mail address) and the one that makes me laugh the most will win. You have until Midnight (Central time) on Monday, August 4th to leave your caption. The winner will be contacted on August 5th.
Please either leave your e-mail address or e-mail me using the button at the top after leaving your comment. Otherwise I can't contact you to let you know you won!

25 comments:

jana said...

Here's a secret: if you take off your sunglasses, you may move about freely.

Natasha said...

Alright, Westen - I've whispered sexily in your ear as you asked - now put this paper bag over your head so I can take you to my leader.

catalyst2 said...

LALALALA not listening LALALALA!

jana said...

Oh NOOOO. I have to come up with something else. Catalyst2 is good.

jana said...

Gaius Baltar is a brilliant, gifted human being. In the time I've known him, he's made a sport out of mendacity and deception. He is narcissistic, feckless,self-centered, and vain. I'm the one who should have stabbed him.
Wha...? Oops, wrong show.

Ben said...

Westen! Thats the same shade of lipstick I just bought my grandmother!

Andie said...

Come with me to Candy Mountain, Michael! It’ll be an adventu-u-ure! We're going on an adventu-u-ure, Michael!

Soraia said...

Carla: "That muffin Fiona made you. . . I ATE it."

Michael: ". . ." :(

zeeuro@gmail.com

elistaire said...

All you ever think about is *yogurt*!

jana said...

Will you post the winner, Travis?

The CineManiac said...

I'll post the winner on August 5th. But entries that either don't leave an e-mail address, that don't also e-mail me, or that don't link to a site where I can contact them won't even be considered.

jrags said...

yikes. i'm leaving this post under my new blogger account so that you may contact *ME* when you've chosen *MY* caption as the funniest. I hope catalyst2 didn't give you any contact info.

Geri said...

Michael, dammit, you're not the final Cylon, okay? Just deal with it!

gr11781[at]gmail[dot]com

Rachel B. said...

"You know, I am a sucker for a man in a Charger...."

Kenny said...

Michael,
My name is Niki and I can relate, I've been burned too. Shut up Niki. My name is Jessica and if you don't look at me you'll really be burned!

Kenny said...

My previous post might have been funny if the female character was played by Ali Larter, but unfortunately it was a case of mistaken identity. Next time I will try to think of something funny that fits.

becky said...

Listen, Weston. I never meant to hurt you, and I know i shouldnt have let us go that far. But... you see, i had the sexual reassignment surgury over ten years ago and it has never been a problem for anyone. But when i saw you again and you didnt remember me, i knew it was my only chance to have you.

dana v said...

alright, you do as I say Michael--wait what the- am I talking to a piece of wax again?


i dont know where to put my email so here: sprouseter16@aim.com

cas2ajs said...

Geez, Michael, sometimes a cell phone just NEEDS to be a cell phone; next time call for a ride BEFORE dismantling the phone for bomb parts.

Cheryl S.

JonGrubbs said...

"I like to call this little foreplay maneuver: THE SKIN JOB"

Richard Young said...

"I don't know what it is about her. I just can't get her out of my mind. You know, food has lost it's taste. Colors, you know, they seem dull. Things that used to matter, I don't know, they just no longer do. I think things aren't gonna snap back unless I... unless I bang her." - Michael

"Excuse me?" - Woman

"You know, bang her. Clear my head. Get in, get off, get out. That's what I'm about - power suit, power tie, power steering. People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want. " - Michael

"I think you're reciting lines from a different script... do I look like Will Smith to you?" - Woman

"Oh sh*t, you're right" - Michael/Jeffrey Donovan

Anonymous said...

"She soon realized that playing 'Telephone' just wasn't as fun with two people."

guyonadiet@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

"Looks like it's just you and me, Mikey, and I've got bad news for you...I've NEVER lost at musical chairs."

servnace1@aol.com

pastorkes said...

The Creators of The O.C. bring you Weekend At Bernie's III.

tiff said...

her: "well when in rome..."
him: "which is not where we are. not even close."

tiffatthedisco@gmail.com

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